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A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy asks "what are you doing?" Indian says" Me tellum time."...
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Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the corner.The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're...
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Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink....he notices thatat the other end of the bar is the most attractive woman he has everseen....he is...
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A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out pops a little black head."There was this black guy once"...
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Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. "That man beside me is fumbling his crotch", one whispers to the other."Just ignore it", is the answer. "Easy for...
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A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and board is available from the three old spinsters at the...
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A woman strode angrily into the large...
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.The clerk...
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This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At the front desk says to him:"Thank you for coming."
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A business man from New York decided to quit his job...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day while out riding his horse, he came across another man on...
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The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forgotten to stop at the pharmacy for her birth control...
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