Situations
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, "If you shoot a deer, be sure not to let somebody else...
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An infamous stud with a long list of conquests...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought helooked worried and asked him if...
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A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. He looks around, then sits next to the most attractive...
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A little town had a high birth rate that...
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university. They wrote a grant proposal; got a huge...
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How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary.
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Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman walked by. "Hey, Billy Joe," one said, "I think that's Mother Teresa." "Your...
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Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and notices that she drinks one and empties the other one...
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A man let out a humongous burp...
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before my wife!" The burper replies,"Hell, I didn't even know she wanted to go...
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Two guys are out hunting deer...
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" The second guy says, "No." "A bald eagle just flew over head." "Oh." A couple of...
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My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, "I am white from head to toe. I am rich and I am handsome. My name is Brown. B-R-O-W-N." Thoroughly...
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