Situations

A department store had to call off its special...

A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Christmas sale was beginning two days later.

 

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves...

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to...

 

A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...

A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconuttree and...

 

A wild party

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as far away...

 

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500...

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect fortheir fallen comrade,...

 

Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country...

Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farm house, and asked the farmer if there...

 

A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...

A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendlyand all, said: "So, where y'all from?"...

 

The dentist was called away from the dinner table to...

The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman, explaining that young Junior had gotten himself into...

 

Over the counter

A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it.When he reaches it, he asks...

 

A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs...

A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspectit. As she bends to...