Situations
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, hewent inside and sat down....
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Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left her previous employment, she replied, "Yes,sir, they paid good wages, but it was...
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Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has acork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?" The other guy...
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A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must have been tight last night"The Elephant said "You were the...
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Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get out?Stop imagining!Sent by Cally
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Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade,...
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Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very proficient in English,but managed to...
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The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt off his back and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his...
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Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignifiedhandshake from Queen...
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Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel.She wore a bathing suit the first day but,...
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