Situations
Taking measures
"Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures. That's what I did! I took measures and then went with...
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A customer walks into a pharmacy...
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don't stock them. The man insists that he bought...
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A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, he sets off on his first round and soon catches up to the...
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An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for days and days with nothing to do. One morning the captain...
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A man enters a barber shop for a shave...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have...
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A cowboy walked into a barber shop...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a...
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On a very cold winter night...
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says, "I had a dream that someone was...
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On a cross-country bus trip...
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make her way to the restroom,only to find itlocked.She went back to...
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The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man's Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which...
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Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, "Can I help you,...
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