Situations
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other, the woman leaned out thewindow and...
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A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presents no problem for thehorse as the Indians can always use...
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A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden, the cablesnaps and the elevator starts plummeting to...
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It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together through the midwest, when they were caughtbetween towns during a...
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A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. Anearby waiter reached into his...
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The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant."Anything interesting happen over-night", asked the mortitian."Yes",...
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One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor's office and told the doctorthat her husband wasn't interested in her any more he justwouldn't have sex with her anymore.So...
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One day Pete was complaining to his friend...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend "my elbow hurts. I bettersee a doctor". His friend said "Don't do that. There's a computer inthe drug store that...
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"Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from themen's magazine explained. "It's too obvious that your blonde hairisn't natural, since the...
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The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old lady fixed her gaze on his 17th Centurysporran and asked, "What,...
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