Situations

A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...

A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six months. The loan officer asks him whatkind of collateral he has. The man says 'I've got...

 

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop...

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tightleather mini skirt with matching tight...

 

A construction worker was whistling...

A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construction site.She completely ignored him, and just kept on...

 

In the midst of a veritable downpour...

In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcouldn't bear passing her by. He...

 

The barber was finishing a haircut...

The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion' around hisears when the customer yelled, "Don't put...

 

Mary was having an affair during the day while...

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend,Ralph, and she heard her husband's...

 

A man walks into a jewellers shop...

A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon the counter. The lady serving says: "I'm sorry Sir,this is a clock shop not a...

 

Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner...

Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on the menu and wondered what that was.They ask the waiter who replies "Oh...

 

There were three men who were lost in the forest...

There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisonersthat they could live if they...

 

Kind of awkward

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to fix somedrinks. As he's...