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These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around...

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a good prank to push over the outhouse. They crept up from...

 

Gimme some aspirin!

Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting headacheand asks Joe to go get some aspirins. Half an...

 

Ballroom please!

This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroomplease." A lady standing in front of him turns around and says, "I'm sorry, I didn't...

 

Forget your daughter...

Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an old maid.The princess wasn't the most beautiful of women,...

 

African roulette

A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from theRussians before...

 

Barbie and G.I. Joe

Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she...

 

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to theblind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am...

 

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new...

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball. Seeing no one around that it might belongto, he slipped it into the pocket of his...

 

Buy me bras!

"Dad, can i ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that i should own one."...

 

A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...

A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room,...

 

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