Women
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It's a shelter for lightly battered women.
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What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20doesn't?A belly-button!
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What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh, all you're leftwith is a greasy...
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What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
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Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
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Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they're not upright, they're grand...
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3 pregnant women were waiting...
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all knitting garments for there respective babies.Suddnely the...
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Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because when it comes time to revert to childhood, menare already there.
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What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
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