Women

Did you hear about Tempura House?

Did you hear about Tempura House?It's a shelter for lightly battered women.

 

What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?

What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20doesn't?A belly-button!

 

What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?

What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh, all you're leftwith is a greasy...

 

What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?

What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.

 

Why do women get PMS?

Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?

 

Why do they call it PMS?

Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.

 

Why are girls like pianos?

Why are girls like pianos?When they're not upright, they're grand...

 

3 pregnant women were waiting...

3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all knitting garments for there respective babies.Suddnely the...

 

Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?

Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because when it comes time to revert to childhood, menare already there.

 

What do you call a truckload of vibrators?

What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.