Women
One day in the Garden of Eden...
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided...
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In the beginning, God created earth and rested...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woman.Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication in females. The pill will be called Niagra.
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Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?
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Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
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What's the difference between a woman with PMS and...
Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big girls.
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What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?
Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
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How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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Why don't witches wear panties?
Why don't witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
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