Women
How many women with PMS does it take to...
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?Because no one else in this house knows...
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Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,"I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!""Oh NO! I've just been saying that your...
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A woman participating in a survey was asked...
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
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Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the conversation started turning a littlerude and crass. Soon the women were getting...
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Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
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Some beauty parlors do a great job...
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty blocks. Then he found outit was his grandmother.
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What's the difference between a barmaid in the evening and...
What's the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom.A barmaid at night is bare and...
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How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house...
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Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need to be cleaned!
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What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
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