Women

What's long and hard and excites a girl...

What's long and hard and excites a girl whenshe's finally lucky enough to get on it?The road to success!

 

What's the difference between men and women?

What's the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must get hard to play!

 

What is the meaning of "sanctity"?

What is the meaning of "sanctity"?It's french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by Darrell

 

The woman's secret

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."...

 

One of the life's mysteries is how a two-pound...

One of the life's mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

 

Women's secrets

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."...

 

Life Science Final Exam

The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The questiondirected: "Give four...

 

What are the three fastest means of communication?

What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!

 

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's LifeThe Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." The...

 

What's the difference between women and men?

What's the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.