Women

Why is the section of body between a womans...

Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch called a waste??A. You could fit another pair of breasts there Sent by sam

 

Judy arrived home from her date...

Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she threw her clothes around the bedroom without care. The next...

 

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Sheep Dog Bra

The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra forover-endowed women.It's called the "Sheep Dog...

 

The doctor said to the housewife...

The doctor said to the housewife,"I've got good news and I've got bad news.The good news is you don't have PMS.The bad news is - you're a bitch!"

 

Who makes all the bras for brunettes?

Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price

 

How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?

How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

 

Two AA batteries

Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries. The clerk gestures with his fingers and says, "Come this way," and heads towards...

 

Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't

Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't:1. Bleed for a week and not die.2. Give milk without eating grass3. Bury an eight inch bone faster than any dog!

 

These two women went out for a night on the town...

These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally sloshed. At the end of the evening they decided to take a short cut through a cow...