Women
Good morning ladies...
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said"Good morning ladies.."
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What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
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One of the life's mysteries
One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.
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The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this you're too damn close" embroidered on...
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An advantage of being with an older woman
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an older woman will just mistake you for another one of her...
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Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it....
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Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone oestrogen.That's why after a six pack you can't drive.
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What kind of a woman
"Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?" asked John"Yes, I will." Paula replied."Would you do it for one thousand?" he asked."Well maybe, or maybe...
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Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!" "Oh NO! I've just been saying that your...
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Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:"You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now.......Now press the other one."
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