Women
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
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Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? - So fat women can get laid too.
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A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer'sdoors asking for 16 gallons instead of the usual quart,he rang the bell."Sorry to bother you, ma'am,"...
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Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It's for the Christmas period.
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The Perfect Day - Him and Her
The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with...
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What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic's pants? Your palm red once a month.
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The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of "Baywatch"have joined forces to create Baywatch Barbie came as no surprise.After all, both companies...
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What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
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The difference
The boy asks his dad:"What's the difference between a 'cunt' and a 'pussy'?"The dad gets a Penthouse magazine, draws a circle around acrotch and says:...
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