At Work
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottlenipples....
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A bus station is where a bus stops...
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
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The organization is like a tree full of monkeys...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.The monkeys on top look...
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Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had removed their clothes and were lying on the floor naked. She lost no time in taking off...
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Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer's stunning, blonde staffers was transferred to an obscure base in Utah.The woman reported...
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What does it mean when the flag at the...
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring.
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A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every timeanything went wrong,...
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A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It's done on a very high level.There's a lot of stomping and screaming involved.And it takes two...
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The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain said, "I should be boss, since I control what the person thinks." The hands...
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When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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