Blonds
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don't Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
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A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the girl's chest and says, 'Big breaths...' The girl replies,...
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Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
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What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.
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Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
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An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she...
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A young blonde woman is distraught...
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she...
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What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
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What did the blonde say...
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACY'S wrong.
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Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
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