Celebrities
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" Di answers: "I died in a car crash, but wait till you see...
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Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.
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A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy's mind,...
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Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps...
Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little -- !
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What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?
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Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
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I went past a plastic surgeon's shop...
I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.
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What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...
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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". They have a longer than normal tongue and you can get...
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What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on.
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