Doctor Jokes
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might...
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Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a...
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Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a...
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Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think...
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Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising...
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Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are...
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Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this.""What's the problem?" the docotor...
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I often feel guilty
|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded....
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