Doctor Jokes
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this...
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How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you...
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Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.
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Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day, I got one from an Alzheimer's group. Funny though, they forgot...
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Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful...
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I can't find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""In that...
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An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.
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Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your problem.Patient: I just...
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Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
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People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor's office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
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