Ethnic

A present for the anniversary

A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat?...

 

You know what that little red dot means in the middle...

You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman's forehead? ............................"Coffee's ready."

 

An effective contraceptive

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afforda larger double-wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who...

 

There were three Eskimos in Alaska...

There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold...

 

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar...

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks:...

 

Did you hear about the hillbilly...

Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day....

 

A Negro was travelling in china...

A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an elderly chinaman skipping stones across a lake. At each bounce of the stone off the...

 

A gruesome discovery

A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath. "What's underneath your kilt?", she asked...

 

Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their...

Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt guilty and decided he should stop at the church and confess. He went into the...

 

One night, at the lodge of a hunting club...

Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a tour of a reservation, she asked a Brave,who had only one feather in...