Ethnic

A Chinese man is making love to his wife...

A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,"Baby, I wanna' 69!"She gives him a strange look and replies, "You want Beef and Broccoli...

 

This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building...

This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he thinks. "How inthe world does that fit...

 

How do you circumcise a redneck?

How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.

 

Poor Rabbi!

A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the...

 

Why cant black women become nuns?

Why can't black women become nuns?They can't say superior after mother.

 

What did the mongoloid say to his dog?

What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!

 

Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

 

Why dont mexicans have barbeques?

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.

 

Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?

why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2 cars.

 

So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building...

So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand this white dude sees him. After the Mexican is done the whiteguy asks him, "How come you...