Ethnic

An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name...

An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he replied, the desk clerk asked"Can i help you sir?"Our man said "Yes, I would...

 

What do you call a gay Indian?

What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!

 

What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?

What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

 

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.

 

How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know. I havn't find one that could do it yet.

 

Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?

Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!Sent by Spencer

 

What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?

What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips.....Sent by deadcatz

 

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.

 

What is New Jersey state bird?

What is New Jersey's state bird? The common House Fly.

 

What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang...

What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop? An 'Amish' drive-by shooting