Ethnic

A reason for divorce

"Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questionedhis client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?""Oh, no," replied Mrs. O'Connor....

 

Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway...

Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. "Good evenin', Kelly," said the muffledfigure. "Don't ye be knowin' your old friend...

 

Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern...

Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'three whiskeys."Callahan set...

 

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o

 

How does a Russian commit suicide?

How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American commit suicide? He tells this joke to a Russian.

 

Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?

Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can't stand it to see her husband enjoy himself.

 

How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?

How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.

 

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time...

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined by the State Department. The GrandEmir was unused to the salt in American foods...

 

Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar...

Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other: "You know, I had me every woman in this town,except my mother and my sister."...

 

A Polish family is sitting in the living room...

A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."