Ethnic

Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?

Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves time in the long run.

 

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.

 

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.

 

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

 

Jewish view on when life begins

Jewish view on when life begins: There's a big controversyon when life begins. In Jewish tradition the fetus is notconsidered viable until after it graduates...

 

Looking for a monkey wrench

An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawlsunderneath to investigate...

 

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

 

Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field...

Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes and said "These potatoes remind me of Emil's balls""Are...

 

Irish math

There's these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is looking rather puzzled, so another turns to him and asks him what's the...

 

A real calamity

O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running...