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Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.
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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing"What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."
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What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you."A Jewish mother says, "If...
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What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish...
What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl's assholeto make her squeal with delight? Give him a raise.
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Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says,?"Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"
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Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
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Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.
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Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped the chain and pulled himself.
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A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...thebartender looks up and says " where the hell did you get that thing?The Parrot replies "...
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Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn't get any because he couldn't throw the dog high enough.
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