Ethnic

What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?

What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic

 

What did Arafat say to Clinton?

What did Arafat say to Clinton?"Sheep don't talk, my friend."

 

Why do they call it a "kilt"?

Why do they call it a "kilt"?Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.

 

Who invented sex

A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon"The Italian says, "We have the...

 

Rabbi's anniversary present

A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.When he walks into his hotel...