Ethnic

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.

 

A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane...

A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I...

 

A man calls his mother in Florida....

A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?""Not too good,"says the mother. "I've been very weak."The son says, "Why are you so weak?"She says,...

 

What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?

Q: What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales

 

Christmas and Hanukkah Merger

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah willmerge.An...

 

The Rabbi

There is a story about a popular young rabbi, who onSabbath eve announces to the congregation that he willnot renew his contract and is moving on to a...

 

No pressure

This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to...

 

Sex on Sabbath

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this...

 

What's the Arkansas state motto?

What's the Arkansas state motto?If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.Sent by Mike

 

If you take an Oriental person and spin him...

If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become disoriented?