Ethnic

Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much

The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that WonTon spelled...

 

Why don't Jewish mothers drink?

Why don't Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

 

Three Chinese daughters

A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry."I would like to marry a man with three dragons on...

 

Two men and one woman

Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect,...

 

A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying...

A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I...

 

All the same

An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious,...

 

Greatest way to learn English

Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit."Do you have anything to declare?" asked the customs inspector."No -- sssssst, bzzz -...

 

The right way to ask a question

A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian-Yiddish accent, for number 266418. A short time later,...

 

Typical jewish mother

My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They sent her home. She insisted SHE was guilty.

 

A historical example

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was a rabbi, if they could discuss his use of the family car. Hisfather took him into...