Ethnic

An unfortunate situation

A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and her widowed mother shared the same ambition: marriage to awealthy man. One day...

 

What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?

What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"

 

What is long, black, and smelly?

What is long, black, and smelly? - The unemployment line.

 

What do true rednecks do on Halloween?

What do true rednecks do on Halloween? - Pump kin.

 

It was obvious

After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to visitMoscow. He boarded the train and found an empty...

 

A Jewish Mother

Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You're going out? Yes. With whom? With a friend. I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good...

 

What do Germans use for birth control?

What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!

 

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night...

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning found out that she was six months pregnant.

 

Did you hear about the spanish fireman...

Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?

 

What did the German clockmaker say to the clock...

What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick,tick'?'Ve haff vays of making you tock!'