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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A trip to Israel.
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An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves...
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What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He breaks his nose.
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Man goes to see the Rabbi...
Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to talk to you about it."The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"The man replied, "My...
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What's the object of a Jewish football game?
What's the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
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How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear?There's dandruff on his/her shoes.
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You might be a redneck if...
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
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What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy Jappy, with a crap happy pappy.
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What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
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