Ethnic

What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?

What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?We B Toyz N' Shit

 

A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd...

A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd.He answered, "I'd take up a collection!"

 

Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?

Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and took the recipe with him.

 

Ever hear of the redneck who thought...

Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?

 

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.

 

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?"Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

 

Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be...

Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to Sol (who is very religious),"So nu, tell me Sol, my boy, what do you do?"I study the...

 

What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?

What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your dog.

 

English vs Ebonics

English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at flight level three five zero, feel free to move about the cabin, also the...

 

Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?

Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can't refuse anything with 10% off.