Ethnic

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt."Reach up there and find out."She did, but quickly pulled her hand back out and said, "Oh, it's...

 

How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?

Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on the roof!

 

What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little...

Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car?A: Hey, go easy on those fucking sweets.

 

That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution...

That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the sheep.

 

Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy...

Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time. The Italian boy's father presents him with a new pistol.On the other side of town,...

 

Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar...

Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, "well, I knew that my grandfather had...

 

It's 11 o'clock...

In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:"It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are?In England they say"Its 11 o'clock do you...

 

What's the difference between American and Serbian pilots?

Q: What's the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and fly into the wind!

 

An ancient Irishman

Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old...

 

Another ethnic joke

A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a PolishMeatball Sandwich. The man at the counter said, "What a Pollack."The Polish man said,...