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What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?

What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.

 

The power of the press

Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence,...

 

Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?

Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million years.

 

A man was driving through West Virginia...

A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He saw 2 men sitting on a porch and said, "I'm moving here from thecity, what do you...

 

Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together...

Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each others back and tears formed in their eyes as they renewed their old...

 

I got a great Polish joke

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender, "Hey, I got this great Polish Joke..." The barkeep glares at him and says in a warning tone...

 

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother...

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What part?" the mother asked."I play a Jewish husband," the boy...

 

What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a...

Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

 

A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist...

A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder. "I am so obsessed with my mother... As soon as I go to sleep, I start...

 

35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet...

35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the Pacific Ocean,Suddenly, a Message is announced,"Ladies and Gentlemen Engine #2 has...

 

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