Ethnic

Two bags

Mr. Goldfarb was walking down the street. In each arm he carried a bag. He ran into Mr. Klein. Mr. Klein asked, "What are those bags for?""I'm collecting for...

 

How do a jewish couple have oral sex?

How do a jewish couple have oral sex?... "SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE BED AND YELL SCREW YOU TO ONE AND OTHER"Sent by Ivan

 

One day there was an indian chief who was constipated...

One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of hiswarriors to the witch doctor to get some medicine. The warrior says "BigChief, no...

 

Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition...

Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was shot by the other. His worried companion gothim out of the deep woods,...

 

Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the...

Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A: So they push back harder.

 

Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.

 

There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs...

There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach, with a rope going down into the surf and a Chinaman frantically trying to climb...

 

A girl sat sobbing in the police station...

A girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I was raped by an Italian."She wailed."How do you know it was an Italian? The detective asked."I had to help him,"...

 

What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill...

Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain killers?A: After two he began to feel better.

 

Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?

Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped a shekel.