Ethnic

What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?

What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off with "Once upon a time...".A black one starts off with "Yo ass ain't...

 

Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed...

Why don't Mexicans teach driver's Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because they don't want to wear out the donkey.

 

Why does the University of Tennesse football...

Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games? So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on...

 

How do you sink a Polish submarine?

How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.

 

Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?

Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou

 

An old italian couple is walking around in the mall...

An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she sees and ask: "Escusa...

 

An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California...

An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden he gets cut off. He hollers, "Operator, giff me beck the party!"She says, "I'm...

 

Detective report

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese detective,Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report anyactivities that might...

 

Southerners are not that stupid

A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The hick stands up andyells, "HEY YOU! ON STAGE! You been making...

 

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough.If it isn't, cut...