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If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?

Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.

 

Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?

Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!

 

How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?

Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.

 

St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day...

An Australian joke...St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a pair of Abo's stroll up."Your names aren't on today's list... let me go and ask...

 

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting...

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on a rock. The Englishman approaches her and says 'Have you ever been...

 

Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday...

Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked him what it was like."Australia's a great place!" Paddy replied. "First...

 

This black guy is walking along a beach when...

This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees an antique lamp. Thinking that he'll get enough money for another vial of crack, he takes...

 

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrigerator, two blondes, a homosexual, three social workers,...

 

Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?

Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

 

What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets...

What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new last name.