Ethnic

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.

 

Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son

ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left...

 

Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding...

Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding... "I'm not sure ifmy future bride is a virgin or not."His buddy replies, "Oh, there's an easy test for...

 

Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world...

Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took him to the outhouse one day to teach him how to urinate properly. "Now you...

 

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade...

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he'll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients,...

 

A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party...

A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one of their daughters, who looked very much as though she were planning to marry a...

 

Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club...

Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in and is turned down flat because he does not meet their "standards." So he...

 

What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?

What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?A Mechanic.

 

Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel...

Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar. "Bartender," he says, "give that lady whatever...

 

A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work...

A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink.The Irishman said "Let's all go to O'Learys. With every third...