Ethnic

It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look...

It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they...

 

What do Arabs do on saturday night?

What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.

 

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the old Polish Navy!

 

If they divorce...

The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled."Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger."If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and...

 

What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?

What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.

 

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other...

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should...

 

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told...

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait."Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?",...

 

Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?

Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked to deal with sheep, but he could'nt find three wise men or a virgin.Sent by...

 

What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop...

What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.

 

How does every ethnic joke start?

How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.