Ethnic

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.

 

Redneck wins lottery...

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says "I want my $20...

 

How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?

Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son's dicks taste funny!

 

A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking...

A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at hismother and says...

 

What is every Amish womans private fantasy?

Question: What is every Amish woman's private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!

 

How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia? - Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush".

 

Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?

Why can't you circumcise Iranians? - There's no end to those pricks.

 

What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?

What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.

 

The first Jewish woman President is elected...

The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: "Mama, I've won the elections,you've got to come to the swearing-in ceremony.""I don't...

 

What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?

What's the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!