Ethnic

Armando asks...

Armando went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way out?" "No," says Carlos. Armando asks,...

 

A pious man who had reached the age of 105...

A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful...

 

During the Mexican/American war...

During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days and days neither side made any advances. Finally, an American...

 

A Mexican, a black, and a white guy...

A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when agood-looking girl comes up to them and says "whoever can say liver andcheese in a...

 

The Frenchman and the Italian...

The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a voluptuous blonde girl raced across their path, totally nude. "Would I love...

 

How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?

How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn't,she wouldn't have stained her dress.

 

Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?

Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four Norseman of the Apocolypse.

 

Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?

Did you hear about the Polish Navy's tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned trying to push-starttheir new submarine.

 

Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who...

Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean cruise by their doctors. The second nightout on the way to Martinique...

 

A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites...

A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner. He then stands up to thank everyone. "First I must thank my beautiful wife for her...