Kids Jokes
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?An elephant with spare parts!What's grey...
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|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?Big holes all over...
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Elephant jokes 06
|What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!What's the difference between an...
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Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!Why do elephants eat raw food?Because they...
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Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks...
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Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get a tame one and annoy it!What did Tarzan say when he saw...
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|Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do you call a elephant that never washes?A smellyphant!Teacher: "Where...
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Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with a machine gun call you?Anything he likes!What do you call an elephant that's...
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Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn."Why are you...
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Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Because they've no pockets to put things in!Why did the...
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