Kids Jokes
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The one in the sugar bowl!
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keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in the living room!
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snap, crackle and pop
|What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?A firefly with a short circuit!
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He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
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They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
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between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
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