Kids Jokes

5 flies in the kitchen

|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The one in the sugar bowl!

 

keep flies out of the kitchen

|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in the living room!

 

Got to glow now!

|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!

 

snap, crackle and pop

|What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?A firefly with a short circuit!

 

Which fly makes films?

|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!

 

He was light fingered!

|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!

 

They where playing for the cup

|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!

 

between a fly and a bird

|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

 

Why did the fly fly?

|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!

 

What is a grasshopper?

|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!