Kids Jokes
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double crosser!What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer!What has two legs and...
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Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What fish goes up the river at 100mph?A motor pike!How...
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Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?The Codfather!What happened to...
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Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to each...
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Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?A beer-a-cuda!Who has eight guns...
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Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?Birdsthigh fish fingers!What kind of noise...
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Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappers!What part of a fish weighs the most?It's scales!What...
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Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is the...
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Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?Robert E Flea!What is...
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