Kids Jokes
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
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Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!
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A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
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Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
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Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
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stool taken!
|What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
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He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
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A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?A pool table?
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