Kids Jokes
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!
|What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?Mice Krispies!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
|What is a mouse's favorite record?'Please cheese me'!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
|What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!