Kids Jokes

Cross mouse cards!

|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!

|What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!

|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries

|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!

|What do mice do when they're at home?Mousework!

|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?Three blind mice!

|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!

|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!

|What's the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!

|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!