Kids Jokes

headmasters and bullfrogs

|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!

|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!

|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!

|What's a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!

|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!

|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!

|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!

|What kind of bull doesn't have horns?A bullfrog!

|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!