Kids Jokes

He bowled long hops!

|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!

|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!

|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!

|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!

|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!

|What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!

|What's green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!

|Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!

|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!

|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!