Kids Jokes

Save a drowning mouse

|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

|What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!

|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!

|What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!

|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!

|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!

|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they'd look silly with long hair!

|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!

|What is a mouse's favorite game?Hide and squeak!

|Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!